The Evil Overperson Guide to Relationship Management by Laura Antoniou

So "you like to wear black leather with spikes, or command attention in crisp uniforms and gleaming boots. Face it: you're a villain. The Ultimate Evil. The Big Bad. The Wicked Fiend. The Conniving Vizier. (You know who you are.) But even the most magnificent tyrant can't rule without good management skills. How do you maintain a thriving empire of evil while keeping your minions, co-conspirators, and adored captives productive and loyal? Simple. You need a rule book. Luckily, there is one. Join your fellow malevolent beings for a delightfully wicked workshop where we apply the wisdom of the classic Evil Overlord Rulebook to real-world power exchange, communication, and relationship maintenance. Because an organized despot is a happy despot "and nothing says "healthy dynamics" like a well-run lair.